Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

The screwiest movie ever made about alien molestation, this early ‘80s sci-fi/comedy will push your sanity to its outer limits. A Marilyn Monroe wannabe gets her cherry popped after getting scooped up into a giant spaceship! A mad scientist keeps a guy in a gorilla suit in a cage, develops glowing eyes, and slobbers all over the camera! ABBA-inspired musical numbers! Pie fights! Gun-slinging detectives in drag! A light saber attack with a Darth Vader lookalike! You won’t know what the hell you’re watching, but after 92 minutes, your brain will be too pulverized to care. Don’t miss your chance to see this deranged rarity — the closest the Shaw Brothers ever came to matching The Apple — up on the big screen in all its neon glory.
Dir. Gwok-Ming Cheung, 1983, 35mm, 93 min.

Watch the trailer for “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”!